Previously on Battlestar Afghanistan…

Saturday, May 7, 2011 at 8:53 pm

(Above Photo Originally Found here at the Jawa Report) Doesn’t OBL’s profile in this still from a videotape we recovered in his hideout remind you of one Saul Tigh, circa New Caprica? A better comparison to remind you is:

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Nuclear Weaponry and Terrorists

Friday, May 6, 2011 at 10:40 pm

A night or two ago, I was thinking about Pakistan’s nuclear weapons complex after I read THIS A senior Al-Qaeda commander claimed that the terrorist group has hidden a nuclear bomb in Europe which will be detonated if Bin-Laden is ever caught or assassinated. The US authorities uncovered numerous attempts by Al-Qaeda to obtain nuclear […]

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The dubious utility of delaying news of OBL’s demise…

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 at 10:08 pm

Apparently post-partisan bounce unity across the political divide in America lasts about four days. This means that if we make first contact with aliens, Washington DC will be all super fun for only about eight days. But anyway, some people are critical over Obama revealing we got him so early, so fast. They argue that […]

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What do we do now with Pakistan?

Monday, May 2, 2011 at 7:15 pm

I always had assumed that Osama Bin Laden was hiding somewhere in the Pakistani FATA (Federally Administered Tribal Areas) right on the border with Afghanistan in a relatively smallish city. He’d be far enough from central authority and with enough allies amongst the tribes in the region to let him avoid authority when needed. The […]

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We got the Son of a Bitch!

Sunday, May 1, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Osama Bin Laden is DEAD. DEAD. DEAD. Obama authorized special forces to GO ON THE GROUND in PAKISTAN outside of ISLAMABAD. At a mansion they exchanged small arms fire and BLEW HIS DAMN HEAD OFF. TAKE THAT YOU S.O.B!!! (note, my birthday is 9/11, so yeah, permit me some vigor here). Sidenote: Obama’s speech was […]

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